i’ll tell my grand kids about the krispy kreme vine i’ll tell my dog 

im traumatized by the krispy kreme video. it will forever be embedded into my brain


*grabs skateboard* babe im gonna do this radical trick to show u i love u

*breaks leg trying to do radical trick* babe i did this for u

i want like 5000 water bottles to be supplied to me during school hours everyday for free that way i wont have to waste a dollar on some crisp water each time im thirsty Thanks


spike jonze is the type of man that stands next to you in an elevator wiggling his shoulders and you’re like wtf is that man doing but then you realize that they’re playing mambo no. 5 very quietly over the speakers and he is dancing